My name is Junior. I'm 15, I'm Brazilian and I'm hungry.

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

collapsed:

everyone im interested in is too hot for me…

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

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missinglinc:

2014 is not a good year for airlines.

people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry
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